Have you heard that proverb: be like water? What about: be like watercraft? The personal watercraft is sleek and sexy. Twenty-first century: on board navigation, unlimited customizable colors, reeks of gasoline, is loud.

In the eighth grade I went to the bathroom and accidentally pissed all over my pants. To conceal the stains I soaked myself in the sink and told everyone the faucet had exploded.

All you need to do is close your eyes and hop on the watercraft. Ride into the ocean 'til you can't see land - leave everything behind you.

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TJ Borden - Cello
Hunter Brown - Computer
Dominic Coles - Computer